I hate to go and leave this pretty sight

It is time to say farewell. I've neglected this site in favor of shorter posts on Facebook and Twitter but it's time to get back to blogging!  That said, it feels like it's time to start over.  I'll leave this blog here and will come back and visit but it needs a renovation which right now, feels overwhelming!  

I will come back and do some remodeling, some redecorating, update the links and touch base once in a while.  I'm not selling this home but I am moving to a new one!

Feel free to stop by and visit, anytime at loraynecupero.com!  I'm still moving in and decorating but it's shiny and new! 

If you give a Teen a Turducken

Now that it's a year later, I realized I hadn't published this one.

If you give your teen some turkey, it will make him think of Thanksgiving.  And if your teen thinks of Thanksgiving, he will think of all the food he can eat!  And if your teen thinks of all the food he CAN eat, he will get curious. 

A curious teen will want to search the internet.  If you give a curious teen internet access, he may find cooking videos.  If your curious teen looks at cooking videos, they will probably make him hungry.  A hungry, curious teen will want to look for the largest portions of food available.  If you let your hungry, curious teen search for copious amounts of food, it will remind him that a turducken is a thing.  If your curious, hungry teen remembers a turducken is a thing, he will search for it. 

Chances are, if your teen searches for something on the internet, he will find it.

If your teen finds videos on how to make a turducken, he will want to show them to you.  If you let your teen show you how to prepare a turducken, he will want you to prepare one. 

If you begin to prepare a turducken, chances are, the rest of your family will deem you insane.  They may or may not offer to help in the process but they will watch because, chances are, they cannot look away.  If you are successful in both preparing and serving a turducken, chances are family will be surprised at how much food three birds really are!  You will have plenty of food for a while!

If you have this food for a while, people will get tired of leftovers.  Chances are that no one will request a turducken for Christmas.  But if you were successful, chances are that your teen will want to see if you can prepare cornish hens.

If you successfully prepare cornish hens, your teen will be happy but chances are, he will still be hungry soon after.  Cornish hens are small.  You will go back to making lots of food.  Your teen will mention chicken but if you make chicken legs, chances are your teen will ask for another cornish hen.

If it has been a while, you may give in and purchase two cornish hens and roast them in the oven.  But chances are, if you roast two cornish hens, it will remind your teen that Thanksgiving is coming up and he will probably ask you if you can make a turducken.