Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Advice from a slacker mom

Things happen.

You may, for instance, have a puppy who might still be small enough to fit through your picket fence. You might even embark upon a home improvement project during this puppy stage and decide to have work done on your deck, which would leave small nails and pieces of lumber lying in the grass, attracting said puppy like a tractor beam. In such cases, you may find it easier to walk the dog in the front yard.

If you have begun such a project, you can guess that rainy weather is on the way. If you have a toddler who loves to run (who doesn't?) and who loves puddles (who doesn't?) at home during this reconstruction phase, you can absolutely guarantee that it will rain. You will want to plan ahead and make sure said toddler is dressed early, ready to just slip on rain boots so he can come along to walk the dog.

If however, you have not planned far enough ahead and said toddler is already tiring and approaching naptime, you might start to consider alternative plans. You may assume it would be easier to just leave the child inside, where it is warm and dry. You think about doing something that you know in your heart is wrong. You may be tempted to sit that toddler down at the table with a snack and allow Dora the Explorer to babysit while you run the dog outside for a few minutes. I can't say what works for your family.

Just a word of advice: if you are tempted to attempt such a maneuver, I suggest checking to ensure you have not left a carton of eggs on the kitchen counter before you run outside.

5 comments:

Tracy said...

I love advice from slacker moms! Slacker moms unite!! ;-)

Heather said...

Oh No . . . .do you have pictures to share?

LoryKC said...

Tracy,
:) Thanks! There will be more, you know it is only a matter of time! ;)

Heather,
Nope. Did not think about that until it was cleaned up. But my floor is mopped--which is kind of an event, in and of itself!

LoryKC said...

Couldn't get too upset. It was my fault for leaving them out and HE was mad! ("Mom! These eggs are NOT cooked!")

jocelyn said...

I really, really want to laugh. Of course that would seem mean, but not meant to be. I too am a slacker mom. I hope the rest of your day goes better :)