Natalie mentioned Kubla Khan so I asked her if she had any idea who he was.
"We studied him!" she says.
"Who was he?"
"I don't remember."
"Good guy or bad guy?"
She has no idea. So while she's thinking, I start rambling...I've forgotten most of it, of course, but I remember the first line or two...
In Xanadu, did Kubla Khan, a stately pleasure-dome decree...
This is as far as I got. The toddler kept shouting "BE QUIET!" everytime I tried to recite the darn thing. Every. Time.
My pleasure dome would be silent.