It's my week to drive carpool so I had another boy and girl in the backseat next to my son, who kept yelling "Hey! I'm Cupid!" *thwap!* (He pretended to shoot arrows at both of them).
"You didn't hit me!"
"Ow! OK, I love you!"
"Actually, I am going to be Cupid's girlfriend," says the girl.
"OK," he says. *thwap*
"I am Cupid's girlfriend," she repeats.
"Yeah, I know," my son replies. *thwap*
"That means I will make YOU love ME," she explains.
"What?! Get away from me, woman!"