"If I could be a big brother, I'd clean up the poop."
"You mean you would change the baby's diapers?" I ask.
"Yes! I would wipe the poop off of the baby."
"It's real poop, C!" N adds.
"Yeah, I'd change the diapers too if we could have a baby," she agrees.
While I appreciate the team effort, it seems it's time for a puppy--and a shovel.