The apple never falls far

I was told, on occasion, that I was a smart-aleck.

I was told, on several occasions, of my mother's wish that I would have a child just like me, one day.

I have heard from many sources that I give my daughter far too many choices.

So this morning should have come as no surprise.

N, if you're feeling motivated, could you please change the baby?

Umm, I'm not feeling motivated today.